You’ll cut to my screen and see it. Or, uh, my footage will drop again… Either way.
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE
CAUSE I DO
is it just me or does David look like he is a professor from Hogwarts
I can see him teaching Defense Against Dark Arks or Maybe Muggle Studies. He would walk around the class room and just smiling. Asking the students random questions.
DOES ANYONE NOT REMEMBER FOURTH YEAR?